- Young and foolish
- I drive a white '68 Ford Mustang convertible
- live in a swingin' bachelor pad that plays space-age music, has a rotating heart-shaped waterbed (and mirror on the ceiling) and a wetbar
- killer job that pays more money than I deserve
- girlfriend looks like Jacqueline Bisset in "The Mephisto Waltz"
- everybody loves me
- I love everybody